Jake:
Yes, actually. At least you know we're not faggots or girls, -excluding this part of the conversation for my safety-.
Me:
Psh, I have no proof you have a dick. You could be a chick too, for all I know ;D
Jake:
Kerri think about all the things I say to you. I make you dress like a slut for my own personal happiness, I make your dad give you a talk about condoms, when I met you the whole point of talking to you was to hit on you, xD why would I be a chick, chick magnet?
Me:
.....that's a good point xD But you could be a creepy lesbian.
